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The Short Porch Drunken Softballer USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat features a one-piece construction, 13-inch barrel, and .5 oz endload, giving the bat added mass through the hitting zone while maintaining a controlled swing profile.
Built with an Aramid composite construction, the Drunken Softballer is designed to provide a firm, connected feel at contact with the direct feedback associated with a one-piece design. The longer 13" barrel provides an extended hitting surface, while the .5 oz endload adds additional weight toward the end of the barrel for a more power-oriented swing feel.
The Drunken Softballer is finished with a bold Short Porch graphic package and carries a USSSA certification for tournament play.
- Brand: Short Porch
- Diameter: 2-1/4 inch
- Certification: USSSA, NSA, ISA
- Frame: One-Piece Composite
- ARAMID Construction
- Endloaded Swing Weight (.5oz)
- Warranty: 1 Year Manufacturer Warranty
- Barrel Length: 13"
- Year Released: 2026
- Adding our Heat Roll with Progressive Pressure to your order may cause decertification, check with the governing body of your league for clarification
Manufacturing tolerances, performance considerations, and grip weight may cause variations from the listed weight/Mass Index.
OPTION GUIDE: Should I order this bat stock/untouched or Heat Rolled with Progressive Pressure?
If you order your new bat Heat Rolled with Progressive Pressure, it will be delivered to you completely and evenly broken in. This process adds 20-40ft of distance to your solid hits, improves consistency, increases durability and adds 2-3 business days of lead time to your order. If you plan to use the bat in an official game or event, please verify the legality of our process with your league or sanctioning body before use. We (LongballBats.com) do not encourage the use of a Heat Rolled bat in any game or event where it is against the rules. Click here for details about our process!
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